Simon Warlock describes himself as a Magus and is selling sexual encounters with a demon Succubus lover. The dark sex is being arranged over eBay with the opening bid of less than $30. In his auction, Simon explains the occult history of the succubi;
For centuries warlocks of Satan, Black Magicians, and Occultist have used this ritual to call for the Succubus to pleasure themselves. Now you can to. Have sex as you have never had before. No bar scenes, fat chicks, senior citizens, and the occasional harlot have real safe sex with no strings attached.
A note of caution; bidding in the action is the consent Simon needs to begin the ritual for you. However, Simon requires some other details from whoever wins the auction; including a photograph and your date of birth. He writes;
Your email confirmation will include the date and time that Simon Warlock will perform your ritual. The Magus works all his clients according to schedule to be fare to everyone. You will also receive a spell to accompany my magickal working for you. This spell aids in the charging of the ritual spell, and makes it more powerful by tuning into you. Simon Warlock will summon a Succubus, sex Demon from Hell to give you great Sex. She wont’ say NO or spit it out!
The Magus seems adapt at dark arts other than demonology. Warlock has taken to the social site Digg to promote his unusual auction.
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How do you think eBay will react to auction? Did you try and visit the selling page? Was it still in place.
Do you think Warlock is wise touting his services like this – or do you think it’ll come back to bite him?