This isn’t something you see every day. High street chemist Boots has an interesting range of Christmas products. They’re very funny!
Includes in the list are replacement dignity, brussel sprout gas masks, elf bite lotion, Santa Clause Chimney Grease and others.
For the Santa Clause Chimney Grease the site says;
Fancy pulling on Santa’s legs, or pushing his bum back up the chimney on Christmas Eve if he gets stuck? No, not really. Avoid the hassle and awkwardness with Santa’s Chimney Grease.
A favourite of mine is the elf bite lotion which says;
It’s not that Elf’s are known to be dangerous, but if startled or shocked by unexpected human presence, they may bite out of fright and run. Best to be prepared.
In Pure Spirit
Have you ever seen anything like this? Which is your favourite?